stoleyogirl:

when you see ur squad while you out with your parentsimage

cryinggamestrong:

if rihanna talked shit about me i would thank her

"There is no designated time for anything in your life. You don’t have to have your first kiss at any certain time, you don’t have to get married in your 20′s and you don’t have to do anything just because other people think it’s best. In fact, you will be much better off if you just do what your heart says. The day you stop caring what other people think is the day their opinions don’t mean anything, because you’re not there to give them weight."

awkwardvagina:

i refuse to be seen in public without at least four people following me snapping their fingers aggressively 

filharmagic:

how come you never see Troy and Gabrielle fucking acting in the first High School Musical. they’re auditioning for a play. a play with words. words need spoken. stage directions need be taken. what even is the plot of that musical. did anyone go to see it. how come Sharpay and her gay brother didn’t get supporting roles actually wait fuck were there any supporting roles? what is the high school musical in high school musical. why does ryan keep wearing hats.

screams:

http://annasousaaa.tumblr.com/

dangerhamster:

rnarker:

a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu 

this is literally my favourite joke ever

wubangs:

if she doesn’t text you when shes drunk then you aint da one

Employer: So how qualified do you think you are for the job, sir?
Me: Hella
Employer: Welcome aboard